What obvious signals did you have to give to your crush that flew right over their head?

I was pursuing him hard. He was making me dinner at his house and we were chatting. He makes a joke

about the hoops he'd have to jump through to get a classy woman like me to sleep with him.

I respond with, it wouldn't take all that for you to get me in your bed, as I flirtatiously grin at him and

roll my eyes towards his bedroom. He laughs and responds with,

So what do you like on your salad? Thankfully, I didn't give up on that dork and now we're

happily living together in the mountains.

Hey, computer store guy. The best response to, hey, let me have your number so we can study at my place sometime,

is not to roll your eyes and say,

Oh yeah, because you're so much smarter than me.

I don't need help. I'm fine.

Though watching your co-worker silently lose his crap in the background

was reward enough for that interaction.

Look, I knew he liked me. I got in prime kissing position, crap in the background was reward enough for that interaction.

Look, I knew he liked me.

I got in prime kissing position, as in my lips way too close to his to be mistaken for anything else, and he still did nothing.

So I kissed him, he barely kissed me back, and when I pulled away and smiled at him,

he said, I'm confused, and genuinely looked like he didn't believe that what had just happened was real.

We've been together seven years now, three of which we've been married.

He still has moments weekly where I see that same cute, disbelieving expression on his face,

and he'll hug me and say, are you sure this is real? It's too good to be true.

Many girls gave me attention in high school, so I figured that meant we were all good

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