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Oh, wait, we're rolling.

If you had millions of people saying, you know what, you're running for office,

you damn well better give me health care as a human right.

And I want that in the first month of your presidency.

You know what, millions of people say, you'll have it.

You can throw food at a fair.

You got to throw pussy at a man.

I care about creating technologies that reduce human suffering.

What do you think that says about the Democratic Party, though?

Nothing good.

It says that they're cowards.

God, please don't say it has like a racist history.

I'm at a FedEx office at 7 o'clock in the morning,

the morning of my daily show audition,

printing Confederate flags onto stickers,

and fitting it.

This was too big, I need to print another.

I'm always.

Not all, man. But a lot. Especially, you know, man. Acting like we know more than we do. Come on, I hillca. Can I tell you what's funny? Tell me. Having your legs in the air. Is that you make me picture my legs in the air. That's what I hate about what you did to me there.

That's what good friends are for.

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