This is The Guardian.

Today, neo-Nazis, rioters and birthday wishes for your nan.

Nigel Farage's cameo side hustle.

Just a quick heads up before we start. Today's episode contains strong and offensive language throughout. So you all know Cameo, right? It's that website where you can ask a celebrity to record a

personalised message for you, for a fee. Often it's just website where you can ask a celebrity to record a personalised message for you for a fee.

Often it's just a bit of a laugh.

So say you want to get, I don't know, Jay from the Inbetweeners to record a hilarious message for your friend.

You can do it on here.

Whatever you do on your birthday, we'll just be a bus ranger. Happy birthday, Jacob. Or you could get it on here. Whatever you do on your birthday, or just don't be a bus banker.

Happy birthday, Jacob.

Or you could get one from Fiona,

from the most recent series of The Traitors.

Hi, David, this is Fiona, the secret traitor.

But it's not just celebrities that are on cameo.

There are some politicians on there too.

And one in particular is so

successful that he is listed on the site as a fan favourite with almost 2,000 five-star reviews.

Hello Neil, Nigel Farage here and Oliver tells me you are 50 today. Very happy 21st birthday.

Farage has recorded thousands of these things.

And in fact, since he joined Cameo in 2021,

he has churned out, on average, three every single day.

Hello, gentlemen.

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