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I could start this story about the way public universities are spending

extravagantly right now. A lot of places. I could tell you about the college's building

esports arenas. I could tell you about the massive climbing walls that are no longer that uncommon.

But for me, it was something much smaller that stood out. University of Kentucky's dorms.

They don't have communal bathrooms. They've got granite countertops. They have full-size

temperpidic mattresses. I never had a full-size bed in college. I still don't have a temperpidic bed.

No. Melissa Gorn is a reporter at the Wall Street Journal.

And they are not going above and beyond. They don't have a lazy river in Kentucky.

They do it a lot of other schools. A lazy river? Like, is that a man-made river?

Oh, yeah. Okay, I just need to talk about the lazy rivers.

The most famous one is probably Louisiana State University. It's in the shape of LSU.

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