Hi Patrick. Hello, Lizzie. Would you like to go ahead and introduce yourself?

My name's Patrick. I'm one of the producers of what next TV?

And who's sitting behind you on the floor?

Uh, well, behind me is my four-year-old Tuxedo cat named Carbonzo. I think she's currently

taking a bath.

And how would you describe your relationship with Carbonzo?

My relationship with Carbonzo is probably no different than other people's relationships

with their pets in that she's baby and she's always going to be baby and I love her so much.

What do you feed her?

So I actually brought visual aids for you.

It's very helpful on a podcast.

Yes, it's very helpful. So right here I have Earthborne Holistic Catalina Catch Wet Food.

What's in there?

So here on the ingredient label, it's got mackerel, fish broth, shrimp, sunflower oil and then

there's a lot of other words that I can't pronounce but they seem like vitamins.

The generous assumption. And what else do you have?

And then I have some dry food which is origin six fish which has whole mackerel, whole

hearing, flounder, a cadian red fish, monk fish and then a lot of other fish meals and

then further down the list, strangely enough, collared greens but I don't know, a lot

of these things feel like things that I'd like know what they are.

I'm asking Patrick these slightly ridiculous questions because what we feed our pets

is a fascinating social barometer and lately over the past decade or so there has been

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