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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

What New Yorkers Think About Californians

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.1

Hey, Rock, Klein Alley Show. I'm proud to be in Southern California, where we do the show from every single day, although this week's been a travel week and I've been on the East Coast for family stuff and some other things. And it's interesting when you leave California, you start to hear people the way they refer to, even if you say, where do you live? I'm from LA. Oh, L.A. They have all these, they kind of have this weird reaction to it. And then you go, that's a ride with your macha and your hand. That's exactly what I do. How did you know, Allie? It's like you're with me. But the part that's interesting is that like SNL did their little sketch, the Californians, where they just basically made fun of the fact that all we do is talk about how we get everywhere and what roads we take to get places. And then I find myself oftentimes when having conversations with you guys about how we're going to get to a show or some event after. We immediately are like, all right, I'm going to take the 101, but then I'm going to cut over because really the 134 is the better cut through. And then I'm going to stay on Sepulveda. And then I realize, wow, we have become a stereotype of, we really are the stereotype that they show. It's funny. you'll call me on the way to a place and you're like, so where are you? I'm like, I'm on the five and you're like, five. Wow. Wow.

1:32.0

You took five. Always an aggressive call. I'm on the one ten. I never like anyone who chooses

1:37.7

the five, but I get it. So I wanted to find out what people at the crossroads of the world in New York City

1:43.3

really thought about people that live in the fine state of California.

1:48.7

Because I would think everyone wants to move west, not just for gold, but for dreams.

1:54.2

And maybe that's the case and maybe that's not the case.

1:57.2

So we go to Klein now in New York City and I start out terribly and I realize how hard

2:02.1

it is to talk to people in the streets, even to put a sentence together. This is how it began.

2:06.3

There I are in the crossroads of the world. For some reason, I couldn't even speak proper

2:12.6

English and I said, here I are. And here I are. In the crossroads of the world.

2:19.5

And that was my third take.

2:20.5

No way.

2:21.2

Yeah, I don't know.

2:23.2

The first two I didn't think made sense.

2:24.0

So here it is.

2:25.7

Live from Times Square.

2:29.9

There I are in the crossroads of the world, Times Square, New York City, to find out what really people think about those who live in the state of California. They are very nice people. Nice people? Yeah, I think so. A lot of stereotypes, especially on the East Coast, and people from California are soft. I don't think so, because, you know, I made some people from California here in Times Square. I think they are very nice, what I know. They are, like you said, soft, but no pussy. Soft and no pussy. We'll take that. That's a win. So that's one positive review about people that live in California from that man who claims he's met people from California, and they are soft, but no pussy. Yeah, but I think there are going to, especially in New York, you're going to find people who think we're too nice.

3:08.7

Because I feel like when I lived in New York, everyone was just transactional. It was like, I'm going to go into the store, I'm just going to get my stuff, and I'm going to go. And then when I moved back out to California, it was like, oh, people want conversation. Even if it's just trivial, shallow conversation, everyone likes to chat. However, the nice thing about being in Times Square is everyone you talk to is not necessarily from New York.

3:27.4

I would argue most people... shallow conversation. Everyone likes to chat. However, the nice thing about being in Times Square is

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