What Made You Go from Innocent Bystander to FULL-BLOWN VIGILANTE?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 24 July 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What made you go from innocent bystander to full-blown aggressor? |
| 0:05.0 | I lived with random roommates one summer in college. |
| 0:08.0 | This one guy used to regularly wake up to his alarm, hit snooze and then managed to leave for the day without ever turning the damn thing off. |
| 0:15.0 | He always locked his door and it would just go off endlessly. |
| 0:19.0 | I complained about it constantly, and he'd still never |
| 0:21.6 | managed to turn it off. It woke me up an hour earlier than needed every single day, and it was |
| 0:26.5 | driving me insane. Finally, one day he forgot to close his door, so I took the radio, disassembled it, |
| 0:32.4 | removed the speaker, and then put it all back together and set the correct time. I think he missed a |
| 0:37.1 | couple of quizzes because of it, but screw it, he deserved it. |
| 0:40.5 | He finally got a new alarm which had a much shorter snooze timer and it never happened again. |
| 0:45.4 | It was awesome. |
| 0:47.6 | This is my high school bully story. |
| 0:49.6 | I was a big kid growing up, but a real softie. |
| 0:52.1 | You could tell by looking at me that even though I was |
| 0:54.4 | 5'11 and 210 pounds at the age of 12, that I wouldn't do anything. I got picked on a lot as a result. |
| 1:03.0 | The smaller bullies got major props by making me tear up. One day, the kid who sat behind me in |
| 1:08.2 | class had been flicking me in the back all day, and I finally |
| 1:11.5 | asked the teacher to stop him. She said, and I still frickin' remember this at 25, |
| 1:15.8 | Are you going to cry now? In the most disgusted sounding voice an adult can level at a child. |
| 1:21.6 | I was crushed by the adult figure responding in that way, and deeply shaken. Fifteen minutes later, |
| 1:27.2 | my bully, having been affirmed by |
| 1:29.1 | the teacher pretty much, decided he'd walk by me and break my pencil. I didn't go into a fit |
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