What made you BAIL on HOOKING UP with Someone?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What has made you bail out of sleeping with someone? |
| 0:03.6 | Went for a Facebook booty call a while back. |
| 0:05.8 | Her seven and nine-year-old daughters kept walking in, and she told me to just ignore them. |
| 0:10.5 | She also insisted on blaring George Strait while we went at it. |
| 0:14.3 | Between her kids walking in and, all my exes live in Texas, blaring from her speakers, |
| 0:20.5 | I just couldn't do it. I noped the frick out. |
| 0:24.6 | Her come online was, I know a guy who'll give us all the crystal we can smoke if we frick right in |
| 0:30.3 | front of him. In high school, freshman year, I dated this girl for about a month. When we did the |
| 0:36.1 | deed for the first time, she rips off the rubber, says she wants me to drop my seed inside her because she wants to start a |
| 0:42.0 | family. Pulled my pants up and left immediately. Years later, she has a kid with her new boyfriend. |
| 0:48.1 | Train successfully dodged. A guy used the line, I want to fill you with my seed in a pub once, |
| 0:56.5 | did not let go of my friend for hours. |
| 0:59.5 | Asked her if she was clean and she said, |
| 1:02.0 | Yeah, it's a long story, but a lot of stuff happened. |
| 1:04.4 | And it turns out now I can't get transmissibles. |
| 1:06.8 | I thought to myself, you know what? |
| 1:10.5 | I don't want to do the deed that bad, and I left. This reminds me of a prior roommate who said |
| 1:12.6 | she doesn't use rubbers because she can't get pregnant and doesn't sleep with people who have |
| 1:16.4 | transmissible diseases down there, but like, she wasn't getting tested or having people get tested. |
| 1:21.9 | She never went into any detail on why or how she knew she couldn't get pregnant, just because |
| 1:26.6 | of some stuff that had happened, |
| 1:28.0 | hence you reminding me of her. A couple of months after I moved out, I found out she's pregnant. |
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