What Made Someone Automatically Qualify for World’s Biggest D-Bag?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What made somebody automatically qualify for world's biggest D-bag? |
| 0:05.0 | I was at an Apple service provider waiting for an iPod Nano replacement |
| 0:10.0 | when this guy who was talking to another Apple employee started threatening her. |
| 0:15.0 | He was furious because she wouldn't replace his iPad. |
| 0:18.0 | She was extremely and unbelievably patient and repeatedly tried to explain |
| 0:23.0 | to him that the store was just an authorized service provider and not an Apple store, and that |
| 0:28.3 | they'd need approval from Apple's regional office to replace his iPad. He asked for a piece of paper, |
| 0:33.8 | scrolled his Twitter handle on it and repeatedly told the girl to check it to see how many followers |
| 0:39.0 | he had. You'll be surprised, he said, and I'll be tweeting about this. Show your manager and maybe |
| 0:45.2 | they'll change their mind. He also said his number of followers will put a dent on Apple and that |
| 0:50.6 | he'll never buy an Apple product again. He also repeatedly threw his iPhone down onto the counter to demonstrate that he couldn't break it. He was still at it when I left. Nuts. And the kicker? I jotted down the Twitter handle that he gave the girl and looked at it when I got home. It was owned by some Canadian hockey player with like 200,000 plus followers, who was in another part of the world and who looked |
| 1:11.5 | nothing like the guy at the store. I mean, at least he didn't say I'm a big deal on this |
| 1:16.1 | website called Reddit. I worked at a local Coldstone when I was a kid. This shop was owned by a family |
| 1:22.9 | who had kids in my high school, so I was pretty close with the owners. On a particularly busy afternoon, |
| 1:28.5 | I was whipping up someone's ice cream when I overhear things getting heated at the cash register. |
| 1:33.7 | One of our owners, Lynn, was working there, and an upset woman was complaining about the price of |
| 1:38.7 | her order. Lin broke down each item and how much tax was, to which the customer responded that |
| 1:43.7 | she deserved a discount, and if she didn't get one that she'd be calling her good friends |
| 1:48.0 | who owned the establishment. |
| 1:50.0 | Lynn calmly said, I'm Lynn, and I own this establishment. |
| 1:53.7 | Please leave. |
| 1:54.7 | I've never seen someone turn red so fast. |
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