Thank you for turning on the TJ Show until further notice.

Nice to be here with you.

Nice that you're spending your time with us.

You don't have to.

You could be doing anything right now.

You could be gardening like I've been doing.

That's right.

I've been digging up the grass in our yard, big pitchfork,

ripping it all out, all the weeds and everything,

finding dirt underneath.

Did you know there's dirt underneath the grass?

I did know that. Well, aren't you so smart? However, we're in your earhole. We thank you for that.

Yes, Jess? Um, me have a visitor. Uh-oh. Charlie, you know, you know you're supposed to be in bed, right?

Sit over here.

Oh, my goodness.

We're just getting the podcast started, and Charlie, we're recording this episode at night while the girls are in bed, or at least so we thought.

Yes, it was supposed to be in bed.

I'll let you stay up a few minutes later.

You're talking to this.

Hello. Where was night light broke?

Nightlight broke?

Mm-hmm.

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