What length are your socks?
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2020
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Luke and Pete Show begins with a serious discussion about the likelihood of being struck by a meteorite. And when you crunch the numbers it's not actually that comforting...
We also reminisce about the Bill Paxton vehicle Twister and have a good old chat about some classic low budget horror films.
Elsewhere, Pete’s got a Netflix documentary to recommend, Luke’s giving Nirvana some love, and one of our listeners has offended everyone at the golf club.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Attention at all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey. |
| 0:11.0 | So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas. |
| 0:16.5 | Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply check the Uber app. |
| 0:21.1 | Picture this static cars idling engines, angry horns. |
| 0:27.0 | Now, picture you, zooming past it all, light and breezy. |
| 0:35.0 | Ah, the sweet feeling of whizzing past traffic. |
| 0:40.0 | Book your train journey via Avanti westcoast.co. UK. |
| 0:45.0 | avante west coast feel good travel. We are rolling. This is the Luke and the Pete show. I'm the Luke bit of this |
| 1:06.4 | particular situation and I'm talking to the Pete's bit of the particular |
| 1:09.6 | situation. I'm not really, I'm Pete. Hello Luke. How you doing? |
| 1:12.8 | I'm very well thanks, and I just think I can't help but feel that when you mix us our names up like that, |
| 1:18.7 | you are benefiting from that. |
| 1:20.3 | Well Vishh, when we're on the football ramble yesterday, Vish called me Luke. |
| 1:25.6 | He called you me, didn't he? Yeah, I heard that. |
| 1:27.6 | I've already firmly implanted myself into his subconscious. Good stuff. |
| 1:31.8 | Exactly. yeah. |
| 1:33.0 | He sees he's using authority figure, he's looking around the room, he sees Marcus, he looks at me, |
| 1:38.0 | where are the people who know their stuff he's thinking? |
| 1:40.0 | I'm going to pretend, Pete's look for a bit. |
| 1:42.0 | Where's that bully that I found vaguely annoying? |
| 1:44.0 | Is what he's thinking? |
| 1:45.0 | Oh man, it's been such a busy week since we've, |
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