What Kind of Job is Journalism for a Superman?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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In which our heroes get a job at the Daily Planet, work hard long hours, struggle for promotion and wonder why Clark Kent still has a job as we ask: what kind of job is journalism for a Superman?Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help fundraise in aid of PSC Support? Just head over to sanspantsradio.podkeep.com and give what you can for a brand new D&D adventure! And if you’re wanting to know more about PSC Support, you can head here; http://www.pscsupport.org.uk.Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help support the show?Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.comPatreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooksontape.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio or teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradioWant to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.com Twitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradio Website: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradioOr individually at;Duscher: twitter.com/dusch13Jackson: twitter.com/AlldogsaredeadZammit: twitter.com/GoddammitZammit

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
0:06.0	Now on, help ruin other people's days.
0:08.6	Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok
0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:17.7	It doesn't matter how neatly you pack them away. Christmas lights will always be tangled.
0:27.0	And a Christmas light tangle is more than a tangle.
0:30.0	It's a tangle that somehow gets more entangled the more you attempt to untangle it.
0:34.0	So, to the loft I go.
0:36.0	With just my Christmasy coffee for company.
0:39.0	And if I'm not backed by New Year, Merry Christmas.
0:42.0	Our roasted Hazel Hot Chocolate is now at Costa.
0:45.6	That's Christmas.
0:46.6	Made a little better. May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:59.3	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride.
1:03.0	So you don't have to walk home in the rain again.
1:06.0	Trains, now on Uber.
1:09.0	T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.
1:11.0	Sans Pan's radio. Jackson can't come to the phone right now. He's too damn handsome. Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
1:25.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
1:29.0	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take a double check before I do a cartwheel. Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
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