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It's Always The Husband

What Kind Of A Dumb Asshole Wears A Helmet?

It's Always The Husband

Sarah and Megan

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8593 Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Send us Fan Mail Show: Deadly Affairs Episode: Achilles' Heel Year: 2002 Justin Barber married his college love, April in 1999. Looking forward to a life together, they moved to Georgia soon after their wedding. When Justin gets a new job in Florida, he moves but April stays behind to finish school. Justin gets a case of "wandering wang" and starts dating other women. Justin promises April he will be a better husband, but doesn't get the chance to prove it. On the night of...

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0:00.0

The following podcast contains adult themes and adult language, listener discretion advised.

0:06.8

And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-7233, or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org.

0:25.6

It's always the husband.

0:28.0

It's always the husband.

0:29.9

It's always a husband.

0:32.0

I don't keep me.

0:35.8

Hi, everybody.

0:37.2

This is Sarah. And this is Megan. and you are listening to It's Always the

0:41.3

husband podcast. Welcome. Can you hear that fake cheer in my voice? Mine too. That is the fake

0:49.7

cheer of someone who has survived only two days, no, three days, three days in the classroom listeners.

0:57.2

And I feel like I'm dead.

1:01.3

You've only had three days?

1:03.7

Yeah.

1:04.3

Well, I mean, we had open house day, a whole day of open house.

1:07.9

Whoops.

1:10.6

Oh, I've had five.

1:13.6

I know.

1:14.8

Five days.

1:16.4

Actually, I'm going to say my deodorants are quite pleasant.

1:19.7

I can't even believe that I'm saying it.

1:21.9

They're quite pleasant.

1:24.2

I might make it this year.

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