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Am I the Genius?

What is your GLITCH IN THE MATRIX Story?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6767 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

Reddit. Tell me your glitch in the Matrix story. I'm talking weird occurrences.

0:05.0

Coincidences you haven't been able to easily explain. I'll start. We have a breakfast laid on at work every morning.

0:12.0

Just a simple buffet of eggs, bacon, what have you. Nothing huge and it's really only to feed about a dozen people or so.

0:18.0

I'm usually one of the first guys from my team to get to work,

0:21.7

and the kitchen was deserted as usual. I walked into the little kitchen, and there was a ceramic

0:26.5

egg tray thing with 12 eggs in it, like the bottom half of an egg carton with a socket for each egg.

0:31.8

All spaces are filled with warm, freshly boiled eggs. I take one, walk over to the garbage bin,

0:37.2

shuck the shell, then I walk back over to the food and stop dead. There are boiled eggs. I take one, walk over to the garbage bin, shuck the shell, then I walk

0:38.7

back over to the food and stop dead. There are 12 eggs in the tray again. No one entered the room

0:44.1

while I was peeling the thing. I touched the mystery egg, and it was the same temperature as the other

0:49.2

eggs around it. Not a big thing, nothing major, but something very strange. Given one does not get presented

0:56.2

with strange eggs from a parallel universe every day. I peeled and ate that one too. When I was around

1:02.2

20, a few years ago, I kept having dreams about a woman with long black hair named Aurora. They

1:07.9

were different dreams, but for some reason, her distinct face and name always

1:12.5

ended up in them. It got to a point where I would wake up frustrated and confused, trying to

1:17.4

Google her name or find out how I was connected to her. After a few months, she stopped showing up,

1:22.9

and I dismissed it, thinking my brain was just being a scumbag. Fast forward a few years later.

1:28.0

Halloween, 2009. I'm in the car with a friend stopped at a gas station. I'm about to pull out

1:33.4

and merge onto a highway when I get a phone call from a random number. So I stopped the car, but no one

1:39.0

answered. There was a person behind me who grew impatient, honked at me, and then swerved in front

1:43.9

of me instead of

1:44.7

waiting for two seconds for me to move. Second they get on the highway, some silver civic loses

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