WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an elementary school teacher to call their student a c*nt, and more. Get ready to ingest juicy amounts of character development.

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0:00.0	Call from Sophie.
0:03.4	Sophie.
0:05.0	Hello, you answered.
0:07.0	I did.
0:08.0	Is that surprising to you?
0:11.0	Oh, this is amazing.
0:12.0	You've made my name.
0:13.0	Sophie, listen, I have a question for you.
0:15.0	Am I own speaker phone right now?
0:17.0	Your on speaker phone?
0:20.0	Am I? So I'm asking you if I am on speaker phone right now?
0:24.0	No.
0:26.0	How old are you, Sophie?
0:28.0	I'm 21.
0:30.0	You're 21.
0:31.0	I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 21. What's up, Sophia? How's your, what, what, what, what, what, what, what do you do all day?
0:37.6	What are you doing before you called in? What would you do this morning?
0:41.6	Well, I just took a big fat elephant shit, so now I'm feeling like a skinny legend.
0:48.0	You took a big fat elephant shit.
0:50.0	Oh yeah, it felt great.
0:54.0	So nice.
0:56.0	So now, Poop flavored chocolate.
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