Ooh!

Baby, we got an annoying one for you this week,

because we talk about what it's like to be at a water park.

Why, your mom made you wax your back.

Yeah, look what I think about it.

I just really drum up a lot of trauma on this podcast.

That's all we have to do.

That's all we have to do, just in general.

We listen to some voicemails.

We read an email or two.

And we talk about my time in New York,

but it's not real because I haven't gone yet.

And let me tell you, there might be five tickets left

for our Sloppy show.

It's going to sell out.

So if you want to come Salt and Room September 22nd,

it's a Friday.

We're doing Sloppy's Second Slop with Cola Skola, baby.

Hit the slave button, Faggot.

Good bye.

Good bye.

Am.

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