When did a bro stop a party by trashing the place?

Partying at an old fraternity house in college, and in the basement there was a lone PVC water pipe

that stretched from floor to ceiling. This room also happened to be the location of the heaviest

beer pong table known to man. Late in the night, after copious beers had been consumed, some wise guy decided that the

beer pong table needed to be relocated.

He proceeds to push the adamantium table up against the wall with some force, effectively

shattering the PVC pipe.

This is in the middle of winter, so ice-cold water starts spraying in a six-foot radius out of the pipe,

dousing nearly everyone in the room. Girls are crying about their hair and clothes,

and the guys are yelling at each other about finding the shut-off valve, which took about five

drunk minutes to locate. Meanwhile, I'm standing bone-dry on the opposite side of the room,

drinking a natural light, don't judge me, it was a college, and watching an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. It was a good night. I saw a guy snort a whole Xanax and then throw a pool stick through a flat-screen TV. I don't know if that counts. Oh, don't worry, it does. Well, the Xanax didn't work, I guess.

A friend of mine threw a party at his house a few years back. The house was split up into apartments,

the first floor being one apartment and the second floor being another. Both floors had a deck out

back, one right above the other. I was out in the backyard smoking a

sig and talking to someone. I look over to see a few people drinking immediately behind the first

floor deck. I happen to look up at the second floor deck to see someone walk out. He proceeds to

then whip out his equipment and wee-wee off the back of the deck onto the group of people below.

I was at a house party where the token hated roommate immediately got smashed and was stumbling

around.

He goes into the bathroom for about 30 minutes and then comes out giggling like a madman.

He loudly declared that he left an upper-decker his own bathroom. Boy, were his roomies mad,

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