And you wonder why the left catches more jokes for me?

They changed, not me.

Okay?

I mean, they left me. I didn't leave them.

I mean, I'm the same.

It's not me who changed.

I feel I'm the same guy.

What a thing to say that, like, you've not changed.

My God, if in 20 years I defend my career by saying I've not changed, fucking put me out of my misery, kill me.

Hi, I'm an American centrist.

I was socially ahead of the curve.

Until one time, I was asked to challenge my own

pre-existing beliefs on something. Now, I spend my days shaking my fist at people younger than me,

making fun of minorities and smoking a lot of weed. That was kind of my impersonation of Bill Maher.

Do you guys think that was accurate? Yeah. I, you know, if at the end,

you could give a like, a pithy little smirk. Also, lately he does a like, he'll be like,

the left. And he like snaps his mouth shut like a turtle and shoots his face at the camera.

I'm obsessed with his ticks. Like I know his ticks, face at the camera. I'm obsessed with his tics.

Like I know his ticks, even. Last month, I was home with my liberal identifying Democrat voting extended family when one of them said to me, I love Bill Maher. He tells it like it is.

Over the last three decades, comedian and political talk show host, Bill Maher,

has established himself as what he calls an old-school liberal. He's also established himself

as the sane representative voice of the American left, someone who's bravely willing to criticize

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