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Representative 30.7% APR variable. Minimum manual spend to receive cashback. Terms apply 18 plus subject to approval. Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. So the story

that was running in the papers was the one about Joey Essex's sister, because she's a VIP.

And so she goes along to a nightclub in Essex.

This is the same one we mentioned the other day.

I think it's called 195 Epping or something like that.

And it's a nightclub down a little side street, sort of the top end of Epping High Street, it was a very pretty

little high street, but the nightclub's got a bit of a reputation, there's lots of drunks

hanging around outside, and it's a bit of shame. But there again, that's what you expect in

a nightclub. So Joey Essex's sister goes in there with her boyfriend, Elliot, they're all too

old to be in nightclubs. Nightclubs are for 18-year-olds. If you're above 25,

you should be staying at home knitting and doing colouring in. You don't go out to nightclubs.

You know, or if you do, you go to somewhere a bit more sophisticated than a place in Epping.

But of course, they don't want to travel too far and it's got a VIP section. Well, quite naturally, you know, if you are somebody who thinks that you're a VIP,

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