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Am I the Genius?

What is the Most TERRIFYING Thing You saw in the Safety of your OWN HOME?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.6769 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the most terrifying thing you saw in the safety of your own home?

0:04.0

Somebody tried to break into the house while I was by myself.

0:08.0

The whole place was quiet and dark at night time.

0:10.0

I walked past the front door to go upstairs for bed,

0:13.0

and the handle suddenly started jerking around like the Hulk was trying to get in.

0:17.0

Then whoever it was started to either kick or shoulder the door,

0:20.0

and it was making

0:21.2

the whole frame jiggle. I completely froze and my mind went blank. I was just standing there

0:26.4

like an idiot and staring. My dog bolted down the stairs like it was her time to shine, scrambled

0:31.6

on the tiles and let loose the most vicious barks I've ever heard. Whoever it was left. She was a very good girl. I miss her.

0:40.0

When I was young, I came home from a party in the middle of the night when my dad was out of town.

0:45.0

I started making a midnight cassidia when I heard someone cough in the basement. I yelled and ran

0:49.7

outside and they took off through the backyard. I came to find out my dad's ex-girlfriend's daughter

0:54.8

stole her key to our house and came to rob us. She was busted a couple of years later doing this

0:59.9

to her sister-in-law. I was just chilling on the couch, doing whatever, when suddenly a really

1:05.2

heavy person started sprinting in our attic, sounded like steel-toed boots and everything. I'm a really small woman,

1:11.8

so I immediately freaked out, thinking there was a gigantic man stomping around my home. Then the

1:17.1

screaming starts, literal freaking screaming, like something from the exorcist, and there's multiple

1:22.1

voices. I snuck outside and cried, extremely shaken, and called the cops. Guess what's in my attic?

1:28.4

Not a big grapey grapist? No, it's raccoons. Also, the raccoons were mating. That's what the

1:34.3

screaming was coming from. I went crying to the cops about Randy raccoons. I was home for the

1:40.5

weekend from uni, but my parents and siblings were away, so I was home alone.

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