What is the most pathetic GoFundMe or Kickstarter that you've ever seen?

There are two that are tied for me. Help! I committed a hit and run, was found, and also

ticketed for driving without a license and insurance. I can't afford these tickets because I don't have a job and I'm only 16.

The other one was, please help fund my lawyer to get my daughters back after I lost them due to neglect and my substance habit.

Basically, both of these equate to,

Help! I messed up bad and committed a crime. Pay to help me!

I know a couple who did a GoFund me for their wedding, and then they eloped.

It's the one-year anniversary of

their eloping, and they're posting about it on Facebook, like they didn't up and run away with

their friends and family's money. Frickin' jerks. A guy I knew made a GoFundMe asking for

5K to move out to L.A. to attempt to become a famous artist.

Kickstarter is one thing, at least those offer incentives in return.

This guy was straight up just asking for money to fund his lifestyle

because he has zero initiative to save money for himself and parties it all away.

$40 was the extent of the donations.

The page was quietly removed a few weeks later.

A girl in my town did one because she wanted a jazzle, and her mom wouldn't give her the money for one.

That very briefly went viral before it was taken down.

Please pay for my honeymoon. We never got a honeymoon because we couldn't afford it.

Please pay for us to take a late honeymoon a honeymoon because we couldn't afford it. Please pay for us to

take a late honeymoon. Same couple, two fundraisers. See, my brother-in-law and his wife asked for

monetary donations towards their honeymoon in lieu of wedding gifts. I find this acceptable,

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