What is the MOST PAIN You Have Ever Experienced?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 11 December 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is the most pain you have ever experienced? |
| 0:04.0 | A cluster headache. It's sort of like a big migraine, made of lots of other big migraines, |
| 0:10.0 | working together as an elite unit to infiltrate every pain receptor you have. |
| 0:15.0 | You've got that right. I had migraines since I was very young, but I got my first cluster headache when I was 17. |
| 0:21.6 | I thought that it was just a terrible migraine at first. |
| 0:24.6 | I took my meds and tried to sleep it off. |
| 0:26.6 | But my mum came to check on me, and when she tried to sit me up in bed, because I wasn't responsive, |
| 0:31.6 | she said my eyes rolled back in my head. |
| 0:34.6 | I literally fainted from the pain. |
| 0:36.6 | She rushed me to the ER and they immediately |
| 0:39.5 | sent me in for a cat scan because they thought I could have a brain aneurism or maybe a tumour. |
| 0:44.7 | Nope, just a cluster headache. They put me on a whole bunch of substances and I ended up sleeping |
| 0:50.5 | for about 20 hours. I'm glad they did because I wanted to die. The pain was so bad. |
| 0:56.5 | I've had a few cluster headaches since then, but nothing in my life has ever come close to the agony |
| 1:01.1 | from that first one. You never forget your first time. A warning that this is fairly graphic. |
| 1:07.6 | The first number two after I gave birth to my child. I had stitches, and very |
| 1:12.7 | unfortunately, hemorrhoids from pushing out my child. They also put you on iron, which |
| 1:17.7 | makes your turds literally hard like bricks. It was like being ripped apart and giving birth |
| 1:23.1 | all over again. I was sweating, praying, and almost on the verge of tears. Well, mine was a skinned |
| 1:30.4 | knee, by which I mean all of the skin, and an infection, infection under the kneecap, |
| 1:36.9 | skin healed through the bandage, then they ripped the bandage off. I didn't find out that I was allergic to common dental anesthetics until I was 16. |
| 1:49.0 | I'd just assumed that when they injected it and my face felt like it was on fire, that |
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