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Am I the Genius?

What is the Most Crazy PLOT TWIST in the Life of a Cop?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

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🗓️ 22 March 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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0:00.0

What's the most crazy plot twist in the life of a cop?

0:04.7

I think my dad's best plot twist came from early in his career when he was still pretty much a rookie.

0:09.6

He and some of the others got called to a house to follow up on an old woman who was suspected

0:13.9

to have passed away. When they got there, they found out that she was a big time hoarder with

0:18.8

stuff stacked to the ceilings and paths leading to each room

0:22.4

barely big enough for one person. While my dad was walking around taking all of this in,

0:27.4

one of the other officers suddenly puts his hand out and tells my dad to stop right where he was.

0:32.5

Dad asked why and the officer said,

0:34.4

You almost stepped on her. My dad looked down to find the old woman dead and buried under her own stuff.

0:41.9

I used to work as a cop on the Ciceton-Wapperton Reservation in South Dakota.

0:46.8

Loved every second of it from playing stoop with the little kids,

0:50.2

where we'd sit on the front steps of someone's house and eat snacks,

0:53.1

to finding all of the different loopholes to get someone help.

0:56.1

I miss it, but it's not conducive to family life either.

0:59.4

My favourite so far has got to be the tale of the UFO slash aliens.

1:03.8

I was a cop on the reservation for a while and had my fair share of crazies.

1:08.0

One night I was driving around and I got a call from dispatch. There's a UFO out in one

1:12.6

of the farmer's fields. Okay? So I get to the house and talk with the guy. We know each other. He doesn't

1:18.5

seem to be that loony. I turned my spotlight onto said field and sure as crap, there was something

1:24.0

not quite right there. It's metal and stuff. So I go beat bopping through the furrows

1:28.9

and hoping my scarediness isn't showing because this is pretty freaky. It's an autumn night

1:34.1

with the wind howling and clouds blowing overhead. I get closer. I have one hand on my holstered gun

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