What is the funniest answer to a test when the student clearly didn't know the answer?

I graded AP exams this summer. For one essay question, I got an awesome barbecue sauce recipe

from a kid in Tennessee. I've made that a couple of times, and it's excellent.

I was marking a final year engineering test. I'm a teacher's assistant, not a lecturer,

and instead of answering the last question, some guy drew an incredibly detailed portrait of himself,

serving fries at McDonald's with the caption,

Me, if I fail this test. I still had to fail him, but I did feel bad about it. Some say he's

serving fries to this day. It wasn't for fail him, but I did feel bad about it. Some say he's serving fries to this day.

It wasn't for a test, but a large portion of the class didn't do an assignment, so the teacher

decided to assign a makeup assignment. He wasn't planning on assigning anything, so he asked the

class for ideas. Someone said, an essay about procrastination, and he said,

I like that idea, and the conversation ended with that. Next class rolls around and someone turns

in an essay titled, The Importance of Effective Communication, because he never actually

assigned the essay. It was a pass or fail class, so the essay was pretty much a completion

grade. The teacher accepted it and gave him a warning that if he tried that in any other class,

he might have gotten a zero. I was helping a teacher grade back in high school, and I was grading

a kid's geometry quiz. The question was a two-column proof, and it asked to prove that one side

was congruent to another, based off two triangles being congruent, had to prove that the two

triangles were congruent first. This was his whole answer. Triangle A, B, C is congruent to triangle B,

because they kind of look the same. Side A-B equals side-d-B, because they're both three eraser lengths long.

College-level physics exam asked for a brief description of Maxwell's theory.

The instructor shamed a student by reading aloud his answer.

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