What's the dumbest reason the cops got called to a scene?

The reporting party said a pigeon was acting strangely on her deck.

It wouldn't fly away.

It flew away when I clapped my hands.

Also had a call for two people riding bikes, smiling suspiciously.

A lady called because a cat was in her yard. Not attacking anyone or anything like that. It was

just in her yard. Even better is that we had to do a report every time we responded to a call,

even if no citations were issued. So in my report, I put a cat as the suspect and a calico as its

race. I belong to an online neighborhood board. Some woman went off

because people walk their dogs and the dogs go number two on her lawn. We had all agreed that

not cleaning up after your dog is terrible. She clarified and said that, oh, everyone was picking

up the number two, but it was leaving germs on her lawn, so she called the police.

Responded to the outside of the county jail one time, the L.A. County Twin Towers, and had to actually

fight a guy trying to climb the fence into the jail. This might not sound like much until you

realize that we had to fight a guy in order to prevent him from entering the jail, then drove around the

back and put him in jail. L.A. is freaking weird. I was dispatched to a house in reference to a reported

vandalism to a vehicle. When I got there, the guy who called was standing by his car. I saw that

there was no visible damage to the vehicle. His complaint was that dust picked up by the

wind was coming from his neighbor's yard and landing on his car. The guy actually wanted to file a

criminal complaint. My first thought was that maybe I was dreaming this nonsense. All I could do in

response was stare at him and say absolutely nothing. The guy became uncomfortable and explained his complaint again. I couldn't help but just stare at him and say absolutely nothing. The guy became uncomfortable and explained his

complaint again. I couldn't help but just stare at him more. At the time, I didn't think I could

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