When did someone try a crazy or cringe pick up on you?

Let me start my story by stating the fact that I am very, very pregnant.

I am so hugely and obviously pagante that people feel the need to approach me in public

and offer their condolences for how gregnant I am.

I'm not kidding. Men and women alike have

stopped me just to say, you poor thing, I'm so sorry, you look miserable. That's how purgent

I happen to be at the moment. That being said, my favorite place to be in the entire world is in a pool.

Swimming makes me feel like a normal human being. The swelling in my hands and feet

goes down, the pressure on my hips vanishes, my belly button goes back to being an iny. It's

wonderful. Anyway, last weekend my friend texts me and asks if I'm up for a swim. I certainly am up

for a swim. However, it's a little after 8.30 and my condo's pool closes at 9.

We decide to go to the pool at her apartment complex as it's open until 10.

We make our way out to the pool where the only occupant is a middle-aged guy wearing a swim cap and goggles.

I don't pay him any mind.

I just figure it's a resident doing some evening laps.

No big deal.

He watches us get in the pool and says something I can't make out.

I ask him to repeat himself and he just says, I'll swim over there.

Um, okay.

So my friend and I start chatting about nothing in particular and Mr.

Swim Cap starts awkwardly butting into our conversation.

He wasn't trying to add to it, he would

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