What looks easy, peasy, lemon squeezy?

But is actually difficult, difficult, lemon difficult.

Work. I'm a lawyer and had a client call saying she needs a hand with a merger, but

don't worry, it's super easy-peasy lemon squeezy. That project took six months and I almost had

a breakdown. She didn't understand why the bill was so high

since it was so easy. Playing the triangle. A lot of my non-musician friends joke about how easy

it is to play it. Then they actually hold the damn thing and they look real dumb. You guys laugh

about the triangle players but you have no idea how hard it is to stay focused while counting

one three, two bars and not miss your cue. Whistling with your fingers. Dancing. I wouldn't say it

looks easy, but when I see other people do it, they're so good at it and it flows so well,

it just looks easier than it is. But damn, I just cannot get my body to do anything

more than a bop, and maybe some stupid arm moves. I'm 25, and I dance like a 50-year-old at a reunion.

Dancers are so delicate, and make it look so easy, it's honestly amazing. It's just hilarious

when I try to do literally anything and fail horribly.

Drawing something from memory, like a bird or something. In my mind, yep, that's a bird. On paper,

that's a bird? Those capture things on Google. I can honestly never read them and the website always thinks I'm a robot. I swear when I have to select photos with street

signs and one overlaps just barely into another square, I consistently fail them.

A basic physical exam at the doctor. Looks like a simple look at the throat, listen to the chest

thing. Yep, they have a heart all right. When in actuality, doctors spend thousands of hours

practicing it so that when you come in

with a murmur or a funny-looking kid syndrome, they can recognize it immediately. And yes, there are

entire class sections on how to respectfully ask your patients to turn their head and cough as you

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