Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

This episode is brought you by Hello Fresh, Athletic Greens, and FitBod.

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the actual Armageddon update.

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, except for pointing out that the Russian we have all been scared about for four decades is either a paper tiger or the Ukrainian people and their president are William Wallace, Tom Hanks,

and Bruce Lee wrapped in a badass layer of Han Solo.

After being invaded by the Russians, sorry, after the attempt by the Russian army and their

great leader, the half-nude narcissist of Moscow, who is obviously so small, he invaded

a country that didn't attack him, didn't do anything to him, and is now killing civilians

on some made-up bullshit. Who would do that?

Damn it! All right, back to the current war started for no reason in a country that didn't

attack anyone. All right, yeah, I know, I get it. Putin sent 70% of his army into Ukraine,

and the Ukrainian people said, is this is what you got?

And the Ukrainians have effectively shut down the Russians or at least slowed them down.

And I need to thank the Ukrainians because after the last five years of watching dictators and despots,

fascists and strongmen and an orange wannabe mobster douchebag,

try to dismantle freedom and decency to see you stand up, then to push back and spy the world.

It started here for me on Snake Island in the Black Sea.

This is how 13 soldiers responded to their certain death or capture.

You ready?

Your mother wears army boots. Because she probably doesn't. You ready?

Your mother wears army boots.

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