You probably think your opinions matter.

You probably think you're an individual with unique experiences, thoughts, and ambitions.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but according to current leftist orthodoxy, you're wrong.

You see, your opinion only matters relative to your identity, and where that identity ranks

on the hierarchy of intersectionality.

If you're now thinking, what the hell are you talking about?

It haven't spent much time on a modern college campus.

Intersectionality is a form of identity politics, in which the value of your opinion

depends on how many victim groups you belong to.

At the bottom of the totem pole is the person everybody loves to hate, the straight white

male.

And who's at the top?

Well, it's very hard to say because new groups claim victim status all the time.

No one can keep track.

So how does this intersectionality thing play out?

Something like this.

Let's say you're a gay white woman.

Your opinion matters, but less than that of a gay black woman.

Why?

Because while all women are oppressed by the patriarchy and all gays are oppressed by the

heterosexual majority, blacks have a victim status that whites obviously don't.

Of course, a gay black woman's victim status is less than that of a black trans woman,

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