From the brains behind, brains on, this is Moment of Om.

Moment of Om comes to you from APM Studios.

I'm Braxton Bramblebush, the third.

Hello, have my card.

It says Braxton Bramblebush, the third, professional cover judgeer.

Yes, I am one of those talented individuals who can simply look at a book and accurately judge it by its cover.

Take this book, for instance, it's called Don Quixote, and the cover has a man on a horse near a windmill.

Clearly, it's about a man who rides from town to town repairing windmills.

Boring, pass.

Or this book, The Color Purple?

Looks like an awful lot of pages for just one color.

Probably a lot of filler. Also pass. Ah, now, this is intriguing.

It says phone book, and it looks quite old. I'm guessing it's a book about the most fascinating

people to ever use a phone, which is almost every fascinating person, because phones are so common.

Oh, wow, I know what I'll be reading tonight. Now, if you want to learn the art of judging

things by their outsides, like me, well, start with something simple. Like, maybe a plant, a cactus,

for instance. It's covered in spikes. So is reasonable to assume that the insides are also covered in spikes? And thorns and nails, and maybe a porcupine,

definitely no water. I mean, it's obvious, right?

But just to double check my guess,

let's entertain this question from Luca.

Hi, my name is Luca,

and I am from Nebraska.

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