Welcome back to the basement yard.

It's just me today. Just me. Full screens over.

So that's that. It was a good time. It was a good run. I'm going to get into that later, but I'm not going to talk about it now.

Anyway, just got back from the dog park. My dog Charlie has currently passed out on the floor right next to me over here.

Farding. He farts like a human. That's a real thing.

He like stretches in the morning like a cat like he puts his arms down and his ass up and you all you hear

Yeah, okay. This guy's farting and it's disgusting. It smells like dead rats and

burnt children and shit like it's bad. I'm not kidding. It's really terrible. But anyway, I just brought

him to the dog park and I will stay in it out there. If you follow me on Instagram and you see it.

By the way, if you don't follow me on Instagram, go follow me. Quick plug at Joe Santa. God will go follow me.

I don't have enough followers, guys. I don't feel I need a false sense of self. Please go.

Anyway, um

God, this is going to go off the rails. I haven't done a podcast by myself on a long time.

But while I was out there, I'm just like in the dog park, whatever, just hanging out and then this woman walks by and my dog is barking at her.

And I'm like, why is he flipping out at this woman? She's walking a fucking cat.

What?

She's walking a cat on a leash. Is anyone following?

Like what is going, does it not shit in the litter box? Like I thought that's the only reason people get cats

just because it's like convenient. Like I want a pet but I don't want to take care of a pet.

So I'll just get a fucking cat. Why else would you get a cat realistically? Like I have no idea how that internet joke started. Not internet joke.

But like, you know, it's internet culture to be like, oh my god, cats love cats. They're the best.

I don't know where that came from because cats are fucking awful. I'm sorry to have to tell you this.

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