What is going on with the latest "TB Times"?
Toucher & Hardy
Beasley Media Group
4.3 • 735 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2017
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Tom Brady's "TB Times" cartoons are usually pretty straightforward. But the newest one, after the Patriots' 35-17 win over the Dolphins, is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. Listen as callers and Twitter followers offer their theories.
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| 0:00.0 | The most bizarre thing that came out of yesterday's game was the Brady Times that was released after the win. |
| 0:08.8 | The TB Times. |
| 0:10.0 | Whatever. |
| 0:10.8 | The TV Times. |
| 0:11.8 | And it's a one-panel cartoon. |
| 0:15.3 | And let's just have Bird. |
| 0:17.8 | Let's start with Bird describing what's going on because he was very adamant about what was going on in the picture. Right. Bird, go ahead. It's a fidget spinner. Okay. It was cool. It was like the thing to do this past spring, just like the dolphins were like a hot topic. Supposed to win the AFC East and all that stuff. Now that's just garbage. So a fidget spinner and dolphins are garbage. So Miami was supposed to win the AFC East and all that's stuff. Now they're just garbage. So Fidget Spinner and Dolphins are garbage. So Miami was supposed to win the AFC East? Something like that. Yeah. Okay. They predicted in the mock season. Who? Who? Who predicted that the Dolphins would win the AFC East this year? My recollection was that everyone was picking the Patriots to go 19 and home. Yeah. As a matter of fact, it's nearly unanimous that the Patriot is supposed to go 19 and all. Well, maybe get a wild caught spot. I don't know. Okay, so why does... The trap right now, that's all it matters. Okay, why does the dolphin... Okay, so if you don't know... Okay, can we just describe what's going on in this picture? |
| 1:11.7 | I will do that. |
| 1:12.9 | Okay. There is a dolphin with a hat on and a tattoo that says, spin for life in a suitcase that says South Beach. Now, they're underwater. It's a South Beach spinners, the suitcase, yes. Okay, and so... He's got a vest on. And a very tiny woman. |
| 1:25.3 | No, he's got a spinner, and he's spinning that thing. |
| 1:28.9 | Fidget spinner, yep. |
| 1:29.8 | And he says, you guys want to buy... A vest on. And a very tiny woman. No, he's got a spinner, and he's spinning that thing. |
| 1:28.9 | Fid spinner, yep. |
| 1:29.8 | And he says, you guys want to buy some fidget spinners? |
| 1:33.2 | They're all the rage in Miami right now. |
| 1:35.5 | And then Tom Brady is in, like, a wetsuit. |
| 1:38.1 | And he says, now we're good. |
| 1:39.8 | And he's petting a turtle with sunglasses. |
| 1:44.6 | There's a fish above him and an alligator sitting besides him. |
| 1:48.7 | The fish has a lip ring and a diamond earring. |
| 1:52.8 | And the alligator is... |
| 1:53.6 | Purple hair. |
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