And now it's time for who smarted.

Pse, hey, smarty pants.

For today's episode, I'll be joined by two very special guests from history, whom you may have heard of.

First, Napoleon Bonaparte, former emperor of France, who tried to conquer much of Europe.

And also, Mr. Charles Dickens, famous British author who wrote classic novels such as

A Christmas Carol. Yep, thanks to the magic of podcasting, they are both here with me right now.

Bonjour. This recording booth is verisement, no? Cheers. I had great expectations about being here until I saw Napoleon.

Don't get your knickers in an Oliver twist.

Okay, okay, you two. I didn't bring you here to fight, or right,

I brought you here because you both have something in common.

Smarty Pants, do you know what it is?

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I heard some of you say, they are both no longer alive,

which fortunately is not a problem for being on who smarted,

but while that is true, there is something else they have in common.

Believe it or not, Smarty pants, they were both

thought to have epilepsy. I thought we were to talk about my military triumphs and my famous

literary works. And how famous I am. I'm still famous, we? Yes, you're both still famous, but the reason you're here is something you're not as famous for,

but what could be very helpful to me and the Smarty Pants listening.

For starters, I wanted the Smarty Pants to know that despite possibly having epilepsy,

you both went on to become hugely influential historical figures for better or worse.

Don't make me conquer this recording studio.

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