Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

So nowadays, there's no such thing as moderation.

Everything is about maxing.

And it doesn't matter if it's protein or fiber. For some guys, it's

looks maxing, which is going to extremes to be super handsome and have a jizzled jawline to the point

where some guys repeatedly break their own jaw in order for the bones to grow back together and make their jawline

even more pronounced. Thank Zach Ephron, but on steroids. So there are so many ways to, I guess, enhance your life if you spend a lot of time on

Instagram or TikTok. And a lot of people do. And because of algorithms, if you gravitate toward

any one thing, you will be bombarded with that.

And, you know, I, for example, am bombarded with one sheet pan meals that only take five minutes to prep and are pretty easy to make.

And, of course, French bulldogs.

But I also get a lot of stuff like uh on um movement and

swimming i i have so many videos that get thrust into my feed about maximizing my catch and

keeping a high elbow and and you know keeping a dangling hand and all that stuff so

whatever you're looking for and if guys are looking for ways of looks maxing they will find it there's an

influencer named clavicular who is uh he's a little bit of a tawdry figure uh he has a lot of allegations against him, including shooting an

alligator. And he apparently is infertile. I don't know why he can't have children. Maybe it's

because he's injecting his balls. Because in addition to fiber maxing, which is people who try to get

30 grams of fiber in their diet every single day, or looks maxing, there's also ball maxing.

Yes, ball maxing is a thing.

It's where dudes inject their scrotums with surgical lubricants that have names like sergillube and saline in order to make their sacks larger.

And my question is for whom are you doing this?

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