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Am I the Genius?

What is a time your pet has GENUENILY surprised you?

Am I the Genius?

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Self-improvement, Education

4.7643 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you? My cat once pounced on a poisonous snake that

0:06.5

was moving towards my son. He pinned it down until one of us got to him and then let the snake go.

0:12.2

Kitty got some extra nice tuna fish that night. As some people have commented, snakes are venomous,

0:17.4

not poisonous. Whatever. Gary doesn't care. he just saw something he could pounce on.

0:23.3

I was doing some electrical work in an empty two-story industrial building. I bought my dog along because

0:28.1

she likes running around, exploring, and chasing mice. Every so often she'd take a break and come

0:32.9

visit me working. I only had one electrical part left, a nut-like wire tensioner, and I showed it to my dog

0:38.6

randomly and said, go get it. The pile of these parts was downstairs in a 20 to 30 room building on a

0:44.0

pile of gear. My dog, who is crappy at even playing fetch, shows up five minutes later having

0:49.3

identified the part I asked her for and bought me a new one. Now, at dinner parties, I always try to find two of the

0:55.2

same objects and hide them somewhere in the house, and she always amazes guests by showing up with

1:00.0

what I asked her. I've hired people who I send for a wrench, and two hours later they return with pliers.

1:05.4

Does your dog have a criminal record? And if not, does he have an updated resume? My favourite cat, now passed, had many strange habits.

1:14.1

He played with water in the sink, jumped in the shower when you were taking too long,

1:17.9

jumped and left porporints on the top of our walls, etc.

1:21.2

But the one time he truly surprised me was nearly 16 years ago.

1:25.7

I walked into my bedroom and found my wife crying and holding

1:28.3

the cat. I asked her what was wrong and she started to explain. I was tired and decided to take a nap.

1:34.2

Butterscotch jumped up, curled up with me and then started kneading my stomach. I didn't understand

1:38.8

what she was getting at and told her so. She said that the last time he did that was when she was

1:43.6

pregnant with our first daughter five years earlier and he never did it since. She said that the last time he did that was when she was pregnant with our first

1:44.6

daughter five years earlier, and he never did it since. She was convinced that he was trying

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