4.7 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 22 minutes
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0:00.0 | What insane thing did someone think was completely normal in their house? |
0:05.5 | I knew a girl who'd get glasses of water, and whenever she couldn't finish the whole thing, |
0:09.9 | she'd just dump the rest on the carpet, because it's fine, it just absorbs it. |
0:14.7 | I went to high school with the girl whose family would dress up their house like a model home being sold or something. |
0:20.7 | For example, the |
0:21.7 | dining room table was dressed with a plastic Thanksgiving feast, with plastic food on nice |
0:26.5 | plates, and fake wine in fake glasses. When you walked into her bedroom, the bed was made with |
0:32.0 | top corners open, as if she had just got out of bed, and there was a tray with a fake bowl of cereal |
0:37.3 | and a fake glass of cereal and a fake |
0:37.9 | glass of orange juice. |
0:39.5 | On the floor were colouring books and crayons as if a child lived in the room. |
0:43.9 | They kept the place spotless, and every room had an odd theme of fake living. |
0:48.8 | Her parents' bedroom had quite a few large African animal statues and fake rose petals |
0:53.4 | leading to the bed. People actually |
0:55.6 | get paid to live in model homes or homes for sale. They have to keep them immaculately clean and |
1:00.7 | ready to be shown at any time. Maybe that's what happened. When I moved cities in grade two |
1:06.7 | or three, I didn't know anyone. I met someone the first day and he invited me to his house |
1:11.7 | that weekend to stay over. Everything was great. We played GameCube and stayed up until 3am, |
1:17.4 | the latest I'd been awake to up at that point in my life. He said we had to sleep down in the |
1:21.8 | basement so we don't wake his parents when we went upstairs. We go downstairs with our sleeping |
1:26.5 | bags and immediately I knew something |
1:28.7 | was wrong. The worst smell I've ever experienced filled my nostrils the further we descended. |
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