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With you all roast, Adam T I'm always. Adam Thorpe, Well, hey, everybody.

Welcome to what in the world, a podcast about international news and events. I am but one of your

hosts, Adam Todd Brown. Who else is here? I am but the other host, Ethan Lawrence. Ethan.

International man of mystery. I don't know if you're that mysterious. We kind of know.

Yeah, I've been pretty open about where I am and what I'm doing. You know, social media. I mean, you know, James Bond was an international man of mystery and he basically started every conversation by introducing himself with his Christian name. So, you know, who could say? That's true. I like that the James Bond actor they're looking at now is like 6-8. It's like you can't be that tall and be a spy. Are you kidding me? Who are they looking at?

What's the guy's name? I don't even know who the, I've lost track of it. I'll be right. Jacob O'Lordie or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that guy tall as shit? He was the Frankenstein. Sorry, Frankenstein's monster. He's 6-5. You can't be James Bond and be 6.5. You just be like, oh, it's that guy whose head is sticking above everyone else's in the crowd. It's that really tall prick. Found him. Found him. He's the one who looks like a basketball player. Yeah. Plus, he's going to have to get those suits tailored properly, right? I mean... Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a whole thing. I'm not in favor of it. I still think the next James Bond should be a woman. Why not? I still think the next James Bond should be me, personally. I think that would be fun. That's not a bad choice or a black person. Yeah, yeah. Or again, me, I could do it. Yeah, has there been a James Bond with a beard?

I don't think so.

I don do it. Yeah, has there been a James Bond with a beard? I don't think so.

I don't think so. There's been no James Bond with a beard. There's been no James Bond that's five foot seven and clearly, clearly unfit. You know, it could be fun.

Yeah, it'd be a nice change of pace. Why not? So the Epstein files came out. I mean,

more Epstein files came out. Happy Epstein release week, Ethan. You must be so excited.

It comes around sooner every year. Ethan Lawrence, not in the Epstein files. Proud of you, bud. Trust me, I looked. I did look because, you know, sometimes when, you know, when you're driving and there's a police car behind you and you think to yourself, I know I haven't done anything, but just in case I accidentally blacked out and murdered someone, I'm going to drive really carefully. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I felt about the Epstein files. I was just like, I don't think I've been on a private jet to a paedophile island, but I will look just in case. Yeah, it is crazy the names that are popping up. And in so many cases, they're just like, oh, well, someone mentioned the celebrity in one of their emails in passing.

I think Taylor Swift's name comes up in the Epstein files at one point, but it's just because

someone somewhere said her name, and it's like in an email, but she had nothing to do with

Jeffrey Epstein.

Have you heard that new song, Shake It Off by Taylor Swift?

I love that thing.

Anyway, want to come to my island. And now she's in the files forever. How crazy is America that a bunch of documents implicating some of the biggest names in the world in the worst crimes imaginable were released. And it's not even sort of the

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