What in the name of Greggs are you talking about!? 🥧

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

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After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Colson chats through his plan for the upcoming London marathon, Ben is in front of the commissioners this week and Jack nips to Greggs

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to on the sofa with me, Colson.
0:13.0	He's eating crisps.
0:15.2	Meat, me, Jack.
0:16.1	Well, I think you have been eating too close to the limit there.
0:23.6	What crisps?
0:24.4	Right, just before we get started, we go, the co-op didn't have any money, did it?
0:30.6	There's no money in the co-ops.
0:32.0	We had to use cash.
0:33.6	Cash.
0:34.2	Old-fashioned cash.
0:34.7	Old-fashioned cash.
0:36.2	And then we went on a quick run and Jack, you bought what?
0:41.5	I bought cow bum crisps.
0:45.7	Barbecue.
0:46.5	Which I can smell from here.
0:48.4	I've never been a beef-flavored fan.
0:52.1	Like I haven't.
1:27.6	Why does that make you laugh? It's the way you said it. A beef-flavored fan. I've not. The sprinkling of beef never done it for me. I like that. I think they're top level. Yeah. A beat by McCoy's, but Hula Hoops are up there. McCoys are the top. We've had this before about Mackay's. McCoy's Flane steak, is it? You're a big fan of them. So just before we said, let's go, let's record the podcast. You stuffed a load of hoaglio hoaghoops. I devoured Greg sausage roll. He had the sausage roll in his pack lunch. This was good.
1:29.5	So we went first to Greg.
1:30.3	Costa.
1:30.6	No, we went to
1:31.5	Costa and she said,
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