When did an improvement ruin a product?

Algorithm-based timelines instead of chronological ones.

Cuff! Facebook!

Instagram!

I love seeing posts from five days ago at the top of my feed.

Facebook mid-video ads.

Screw that, personalized ads.

It just makes me scroll down my feed.

There hasn't been a single video that I hadn't skipped every time an ad comes up.

Literally the second I see that little countdown to an ad pop-up, I lose all interest in the video and close it.

I hate the new plastic snapple bottles.

Weather.com. It used to provide me with accurate weather forecasts. It is now one giant cesspool of clickbait articles with questionable weather numbers mixed in sporadically.

Literally everything about iTunes.

Someone once called it a software update utility that also plays music.

Someone here has already said Facebook, but I need to make a special mention for Messenger.

FU Messenger. Yes, I know I added a friend because I've freaking added them.

When a story gets traction, the author generally says, oh gosh, this isn't what I want to be

remembered for on the internet. For me, this is exactly what I want to be remembered for. F you,

Messenger, you piece of crap. Messenger treats us like we're people from commercials. Hey, John,

just wanted to let you know I've connected with you on Facebook. Wow, that's great to hear, Simon.

Digital cable. Cable used to flip channels instantly. All you had to do was remember a two-digit

number for each channel. Now it takes 30 seconds to load up every

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