What If You Just Don’t Like Sports?
The Really Very Crunchy Podcast
Emily & Jason Morrow
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If you think of sports at face value, they're all a little bit funny. |
| 0:04.5 | I was really good. |
| 0:06.0 | They put me on an all boys team. |
| 0:08.2 | Wow. |
| 0:08.8 | You know, when you are dribbling and you kind of bend far, like the squat dribble, |
| 0:14.7 | and you kind of like bump it in people. |
| 0:17.5 | Like Stanley from the office? |
| 0:20.4 | In the basketball episode? |
| 0:22.4 | No. |
| 0:22.8 | Is this what you're talking about? |
| 0:24.5 | Does a woman actually ever mean it when she says, don't get me anything? |
| 0:28.6 | Yes, I mean it. |
| 0:29.6 | I don't want you to have to think about it because I already know you love me. |
| 0:33.5 | Don't get anything. |
| 0:34.9 | This is not a trap. |
| 0:35.9 | This is a trap. |
| 0:36.8 | This is not a trap. This is a trap. This is not a trap. |
| 0:37.8 | This is what every man lives through. |
| 0:40.1 | There are trace amounts of chemicals from the food containers that were actually found in the food. |
| 0:46.9 | And those are forever chemicals. |
| 0:48.5 | I mean, it had other chemicals, too. |
| 0:50.1 | It's the forever ones that freak me out. |
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