So this is a joke video people, they hate that I have to say it on joke videos, but otherwise

people get mad at me, they come yell at me in the comments, I can't believe that you think that.

And we all forgot what professional wrestling is meant to be, your fantasy book,

and you come up with crazy times. I mean, of course I'm a moron, look at me!

Let's say that when AEW does start in 2019, it does run into a little bit of bother,

and Vince McMahon walks up with his weird arm walks that he does, and he goes,

Hey Pearl, I'm gonna buy your company, and he actually takes it over.

So let's start with the elite for obvious reasons. As we remember, the young bucks kind of

descended into Megalamania, they got cracked in their own heads, whereas Hangman Adam Page

became the anxious Millenable Cowboy. That character, especially, was so damn good for 2020, 2021,

2022, 2023, because it really had depths and layered to it, like an onion.

You do have to ask the question, though, whether the Hangman would be able to get over

these admissions to eventually win the AEW World Championship from Kenny Omega,

and don't forget around this time too, we were pushing Luke Chasaurus,

and John Moxley and Eddie Kingston had that wonderful propense.

But as soon as McMahon arrives, no seah, it's time for sports entertainment.

And the first thing to happen is that the Jackson would be told,

you now get no say in your creative endeavors, because I'm Vince McMahon, and everybody listens to me.

Don't think you wiggle this finger like this.

Somebody like Jungle Boy then would have actually just become a feral child,

who probably, like, not able to speak or something,

and Luke Chasaurus would have been a literal dinosaur.

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