What If? | The Weekend Program
RHAP: We Know Scripted TV
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🗓️ 3 August 2024
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the Weekend Program on RHAP! Each weekend, Josh Wigler and Antonio Mazzaro get together to talk about their view of the ever-shifting television landscape. It doesn’t matter if it’s a show from 2024, 1994, or 1924 — if it’s got something to do with TV, then Josh and Antonio are all over it.
This week, Josh and Antonio play a game of “what if” where they break down different television plot what ifs, television casting what ifs, and cancelled show what ifs.
Topics by Time Code:
0 – Introductions
1:45 – What If Setup
4:30 – TV What Ifs
1:19:50 – Next week
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| 0:18.0 | UK residents, T's and C supply. Please apply. Oh, Welcome back everybody to the weekend program here on our HAP. We know scripted |
| 0:51.2 | TV I'm Josh Wiggler, but what if I was Antonio Mazzaro? |
| 0:55.6 | What if I was Josh Wiggler? What's the first thing I would do? |
| 0:59.6 | I'm trying to think of what the first thing I would do is Josh Wiggwin. I don't think I want to answer that question. |
| 1:03.4 | Do you know what the first thing I would do if I was Antonio Mizarro would be? Do you have any guesses? |
| 1:10.3 | No, tell me. I think the first thing I would do if I were Antonio Mizarro is like that opening sketch from one of the season three episodes. I don't remember which one of I think you should leave where Tim Robinson had like I thought that was a little knife and like he like you know he sees like all these little things that are like you know his imagination gone wild except for me it would be just like raw intelligence pouring into my brain so |
| 1:35.2 | I would just be like convulsing with like you know the power of like so much |
| 1:38.6 | information being uploaded in my brain it's the easier way of saying that would be like when Keanu gets |
| 1:44.4 | jacked into the matrix. Yeah, that's what it would be. I think whatever if I |
| 1:48.2 | became you I don't I don't want to say it would be the opposite of that because |
| 1:51.1 | that's not true or I would get smart you would get famous. That's what |
| 1:55.3 | would happen. Now we're back to this again. If I were going to Zara. I don't want to trade then. |
| 2:00.4 | Thank you. Antonio we are back for another edition of the weekend program where we are talking |
| 2:07.9 | about all sorts of what if scenarios from the world of television, some movie stuff as well, you know, questions of like the past not take, right? |
| 2:17.4 | And certainly in several instances where this is a known thing. |
| 2:23.0 | You know, some speculation that we'll do along the way here, |
| 2:25.5 | but we really like to go over a bunch of like, |
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