What if joe rogan sparked up and asked them if they would like to hit this (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 6 minutes

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This week we examine a self-described Vegan Monk who has a bit of a bone to pick with the women in his Facebook friend suggestions

Also, Joe Rogan offers to moderate a debate between the presidential candidates, and can you imagine if he or they smoked weed during the debate? A Babylon Bee article takes an epic stab at the scenario

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:02.0	Yeah.
0:03.1	Hopefully, though maybe she has faith in the Facebook gods that her profile picture doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
0:09.9	Like, I don't know, yours, you fucking creep?
0:12.8	What the fuck are you doing posting her shit on your Facebook?
0:16.6	Anyway, let me continue.
0:18.9	Imagine she had larger breasts and there was more... if, and there was more cleavage.
0:24.4	Dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:25.5	Okay for a profile picture?
0:28.4	I wish she was like, like this, this, this, this, uh, photo that I mocked up.
0:33.6	Exactly you, but with bigger breasts and more cleavage.
0:36.7	I'm imagining a woman with larger breasts, and I'm horrified.
0:41.4	I'm like kneeling and brandishing across at the breasts like that Salvador Dali painting.
0:48.7	I'm like, this, this, these enormous breasts will devour us all.
0:54.9	And everybody knows, like, it's, it's hard to, it's hard to avoid, you know,
1:00.6	breast mass times X equals cleavage times X.
1:04.0	That's just something that, it's just, it never ends.
1:08.3	And, like, that's something we've got to be aware of on the internet with your boobs.
1:11.2	So are you saying like larger breasts would be okay if there wasn't cleavage that came along
1:16.5	with it?
1:17.0	Is that what you're saying?
1:17.7	That's the, yeah, exactly.
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