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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In 2015, a new monster started to appear in American horror movies, a Christmas monster |
| 0:10.0 | named Cranpus. |
| 0:12.0 | The Cranpice's appearance varied from movie to movie. |
| 0:16.0 | Sometimes the creature was dressed like the Santa Claus of American lore. |
| 0:20.0 | Sometimes it was just covered |
| 0:21.4 | in long, white, shaggy hair, but it was always shown with an impressive set of horns |
| 0:27.7 | sprouting from its head. In the movies, there is seemingly no agreement about who or what |
| 0:33.8 | the crampus actually is, past the common details that the creature is horned, hairy, |
| 0:39.7 | and somehow associated with Christmas. |
| 0:42.3 | The reason for this large discrepancy of behavior is simple. |
| 0:45.8 | The authors of the movies knew very little else about the actual crampus themselves. |
| 0:52.0 | You see, the crampus was not a new monster. |
| 0:55.5 | Crampus is, in fact, a very, very old monster, and how ideas about this monster |
| 1:01.8 | managed to travel from its native Austria out to the rest of the world and eventually |
| 1:06.9 | to Hollywood in America is a complicated story. |
| 1:10.8 | What is depicted now in movies as the crampus is very different. Eventually, to Hollywood in America, is a complicated story. |
| 1:16.1 | What is depicted now in movies as the crampus is very different from how the monster started, or even how it is currently thought of in its native environment. |
| 1:21.4 | Many modern theories and fictional stories connect the monstrous crampus back to the religious |
| 1:27.0 | and magical figures |
| 1:28.2 | of the ancient European past. However, there's no actual evidence of this being true. So what |
| 1:35.8 | do we actually know about this creature's past? I'm Darren Marler, and this is Weird Darkness. |
| 1:44.5 | Welcome, Weirdo's. |
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