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Today is a very special day. No, it's not national lima bean day. That's an April. Okay.

No, it's not lost stock Memorial Day, which is May 9th. How is that even a day?

Today is National Best Friends Day. What you give me? What you give me? What you give me?

I don't even know how to. This is awkward. Yeah, it is a little awkward. You know what? I know I don't want to ruin this prize. I'm sure there's a party later. What did you get made?

Oh, there's me a party later. Okay. Well, according to a recent poll, most of us have met our best friend in school or shortly after.

Sure. Would that agree with y'all? Yeah, my most...

College, maybe. Because I moved so much. And so like in high school, I had a best friend but then separated after college

and haven't talked to him in 30 years. Oh. Yeah, I know. It's really weird. Nothing happened just we went different ways.

And so like each time I moved for my career, I would have a really close friend in that city. And so like all of mine have been adult like best friends.

Oh, okay. Well, 46% of Americans say that they only have one best friend, but three out of four people agree that it is possible to have more than one.

Oh, sure. Because they fulfill different things in you. You complete me. Like they had like some best friends you like to do certain things with others.

You do different things with like Betty Rock. You have a few best friends and I had trouble keeping them all straight for a while.

Like you had Jerry Ann and then you have Nicole and then you got Amber and like so. Oh wow. Wow. I listen to your best friend.

You didn't even list yourself then. That's the kind of friend I am. I don't have to list myself because I know.

Oh, I know. I'm really shocked. There you go. See, I listen. Yeah. So it is possible and just so you know rock that more than one best friend.

Maybe add somebody in your list there at the end. Like slide them in.

Play a van. This is the Wally show and this time for the best friends game. You can win a prize here, but you got to do a little bit of work.

It's not best friends game. It's the best worst joke game.

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