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Now let's get to our week and current events

with your most trusted newsmen who represents everyone including foreign

ex-patriots and the Calhoun.

We have ultra-processed food, has been proven to cause cancer again with another study that was done.

I'm sorry to all the people who love their Jersey mics. I love Jersey mics. I love a good blimpy, although they got

taken out by Subway who had a pedophile for a spokesperson. What can you do? That happened.

Even though blimpy sandwiches were better. I love fake baloney. I love salami. But it kills you and it will give you cancer. Much like sugar. And much like sugar sugar nobody will care because more the thing Americans love

more than their guns is their sandwich meat and their meat so let me tell you you can issue as many warnings as you

want, okay, about how we need to stop consuming meat for climate. It ain't

gonna happen. I want a chicken parm, I don't want an eggplant parm. I'll never get used to an

egg plant parm, I want a chicken parm, and I want it pounded flat. I don't want a thick chicken, I want a pound it flat.

You pound that goddamn thing flat and I want a lot of sauce and that's just the deal.

So that's another piece of news where they're trying to tell people to stop eating meat and

it's the United Nations you know our favorite referee in a WWE wrestling match trying to tell people what to do.

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