Nick, can you think of something in the Constitution that just seems, I don't know, kind of irrelevant?

I am so glad we're finally doing an episode about this.

Oh, good.

Look, I know it was super important to the framers.

Yeah, and, you know, honestly, with good reason.

Absolutely.

Think about what they had just been through, right? I hear you, Hannah. And, you know, just because it's never been applied, doesn't mean we won't need it in the future. Point of this episode. Wait, do you know something I don't know? I think maybe I know a lot of somethings that you don't know. That's fair. I just feel like I would know if this were imminent.

Now, I'm not saying that it's going to happen tomorrow or anything,

but there are people who are trying very hard to make it happen.

I never thought I'd see the day.

But we don't even know how it would work, Nick.

Well, I think it's pretty straightforward, actually.

But what is that law even going to say?

That I have to read him a bedtime story, make him pancakes in the morning?

Wait a minute.

What?

But I guess I don't have a choice if we're not in peacetime and Congress passes the law.

Oh, no, no, no.

Okay.

We are not making an episode about the Third Amendment.

Oh.

We're not talking about the quartering of soldiers?

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