What happened when you were YOUNG that you DIDN'T UNDERSTAND until YEARS LATER?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 15 March 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happened to you when you were young that you didn't understand until years later, potentially not safe for work? |
| 0:06.4 | I was in L.A. at the age of 10 and ended up with sunburn as I am English and not used to the heat. |
| 0:12.5 | My dad took me to the restroom where we shared a stall and he helped me take my t-shirt off so that he could reapply after sun. |
| 0:18.6 | This was pretty painful. I was screaming inside a locked stall, saying that it hurt, |
| 0:23.9 | so was surprised when a burly guy forced open the door, |
| 0:26.9 | looking quite annoyed at my dad, |
| 0:28.7 | who explained correctly what was happening. |
| 0:30.9 | I grimaced through the pain and agreed as best as possible. |
| 0:34.1 | Only years later that I realized that burly guy was a top loke and that the pain he was |
| 0:38.8 | trying to save me from wasn't that kind of chafing. TLDR, a nice, bear-like man, made sure I wasn't |
| 0:45.6 | being inappropriately touched by my own father. I found a butt inside my dad's closet when I was six. |
| 0:51.8 | A butt. Looking back on it now, it was probably an adult toy, |
| 0:56.2 | just something he made to look like a women's butt. Either way, I pulled it out of his closet |
| 1:00.8 | and was sitting next to it on the couch when he got home from work. I was a lonely kid. Edit, |
| 1:06.3 | I'm a girl. When me and my sister were around the ages of eight and six, we gave her mom a necklace |
| 1:12.2 | for her birthday. |
| 1:13.6 | She was about 36 years old at that time. |
| 1:16.4 | It was a blue-slash-green twinkling necklace, and we thought it was perfect for mom because |
| 1:20.7 | she loves glitter and jewelry. |
| 1:22.8 | She wore it at every occasion she had guests for dinner and similar. |
| 1:26.7 | We were very proud of our gift because she liked it so much that she wore it all the time. |
| 1:31.7 | Years later, I realized that it was an ugly piece of crap. |
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