What Happened when SPICY Pictures Came up in an Important Presentation?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What happened when spicy pictures came up in an important presentation? |
| 0:06.0 | I was a university professor, by which I mean I was a grad student filling the part as cheap labor. |
| 0:12.4 | There was a time when QuickTime on the Mac would open the last video you were watching. |
| 0:16.9 | I don't know if this was a feature or what, or if it's still an option. I have no clue, but I really |
| 0:22.1 | didn't realize it somehow. I think I'd always just double-click my new video file and it opened. |
| 0:27.7 | Well, I was sharing my screen, giving a lecture, and wanted to show a video clip. I clicked the |
| 0:32.8 | QuickTime icon at the bottom, the window opens, and it's paused on a clip of my girlfriend |
| 0:36.8 | at the time in a pretty compromising position. paused on a clip of my girlfriend at the time |
| 0:37.5 | in a pretty compromising position. As soon as I saw it, I ripped the power plug from my computer, |
| 0:42.9 | but it's a laptop. As soon as I realized it wasn't going to work, I pulled the VGA adapter thing |
| 0:48.6 | out of the side. I said, oh, sorry, technical problems, and got a lot of laughs. I closed that effing thing down and |
| 0:56.1 | launched the right video, then plugged everything back in and went on like it never happened. |
| 1:01.2 | After the class, one of the kids said, you're hilarious. Thankfully, they're adults, and when |
| 1:06.2 | they're that age, no one ever reported it or said anything as far as I know. My boss called our team in for a |
| 1:12.8 | morning review. He was a bit like David Brent or Michael Scott, so at the end of the meeting he liked |
| 1:17.8 | to show motivational videos. This one time he goes on YouTube and as he starts typing his laptop |
| 1:24.4 | freezers with only the letter A in the search bar. He was looking for the |
| 1:29.3 | any given Sunday speech. As I'm sure you know, when you first start typing, YouTube will make |
| 1:34.4 | suggestions or show previous searches. So on the screen, the first result under the A was |
| 1:40.2 | Asian lesbian massage. Everybody saw, nobody said a word, before his laptop had unfrozen, |
| 1:47.5 | he closed it up and said the video could wait until next time. It was never mentioned around |
| 1:52.0 | him again, but the rest of us laughed about it for weeks. Why would you go searching for a YouTube |
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