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So I went to the movies.

This is where the whole thing started before I went on the diatribe two episodes ago.

But I went to the movies this weekend to see this ready or Not. Oh, so that's how I got down that path. Talking about how Ready or Not came out in 2019 and Time Flies. Yes. Okay. So I saw the movie. I liked it. It was mostly the same as the first movie, but I like it. I think it's funny. It's horror, comedy. I enjoy it. But some of the trailers that ran before the movie had my attention.

Okay. So let's do this. Let's play a couple commercials.

And I will talk about what had my attention about these trailers.

Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

We're having a baby. We're having a baby. I've always wanted to be mom. And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. I have no idea what we're doing. Thank you. I have more of an idea. I think of it like a Tamagocchi. At the end of all of this... we're going to have a little baby.

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I'm fine with that.

I don't really care.

I mean, look, when we live in a world where there'd ever be a white black panther?

No, but okay, fine.

It is what it is.

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